Beema’s Sims Brotha anchors this week’s news summary which includes about the Scientology Swordsman, Tom Cruise, Steven Soderbergh, porn star Sasha Grey, Prince William and his pecker.
This week the Beema News Team takes a respite from politics and talks about celebrities. This week we cover Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell’s pay disparity, Roger Federer’s financial strategies, recent scientific discoveries and Britney Spear’s ascent up the pop charts and stagnation in the courts.
Aslan from Narnia comes in to anchor this week’s News Summary because it is just all so surreal anyway. Aslan covers the Bailout Bill, the Stock Market, Britney Spears and her panties, the Vice Presidential Debate, OJ Simpson and the Curse of the Billy Goat. Enjoy.
President Bush anchors Beema’s News Program and covers topics ranging from Lehman Brothers and Hurricane Ike to Lindsey Lohan and McCain on The View. Of course it wouldn’t be Washington news without a sex scandal thrown in for good measure.
Today good old George W. Bush anchors Beema News program since he isn’t wanted in St. Paul and isn’t going to do anything in New Orleans. Today he covers topics ranging from Michael Jackson to Lindsay Lohan and Steve Jobs to David Duchovny.
Beema’s Week in Review hosted by Vid Muircastle a Second Life Avatar that has used Beema’s service to break into our First Life world. Topics include: Olympics, Chinese Dissidents, Michael Phelps, Frosted Flakes, Chinese Gymnasts, Beer Goggles, Charles Barkley and Toyota.
Beema’s week in review hosted this week by Orson Welles. Topics include Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Heather Mills, Michael Phelps, Flava Flav, Mark Spitz, Contraceptive Pill and the President of Chad.