Beema's Spores Creature, MyBeema, takes over hosting responsibilities this week. Topics include, Rob Blagojevich's book deal, Congress regulating sin again, football and prayer.
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Beema's News Anchor is back bringing stories about Congress and chimps, driving while breast feeding, Goodell and the Jets, Michael Jackson and Bubbles and more. Beema brings anchor fire power from the great beyond to deal with issue such as Sean Penn and the Oscars, President Obama and his speech to Congress, political infighting and more. Beema’s meez character takes on hosting duties this week. Topics include Church pronouncements on US ethics, Biden vs. Cheney, Bush and da Silva fishing in Brazil, Obama and the IMF and recent archeological findings about ancient Greek bars and brothels. Beema’s Spores Creature returns to host Beema’s News Summary and give an outside perspective to Obama’s Inauguration, Congresses priorities, conflicting studies on coffee tax evaders like Treasury Secretary Nominee Geithner, Willie Nelson, Wesley Snipes and Pete Rose. The first 2009 installment of Beema News covering Bush’s farewell, Germany’s WW II Lawsuits, China’s demands regarding Gitmo Detainees, buffets and obesity. Happy 2009 everyone! Bill Clinton is back to host Beema News which wraps up last week’s historic election with some humorous analysis and dispelled rumors. Aslan from Narnia comes in to anchor this week’s News Summary because it is just all so surreal anyway. Aslan covers the Bailout Bill, the Stock Market, Britney Spears and her panties, the Vice Presidential Debate, OJ Simpson and the Curse of the Billy Goat. Enjoy. Good Ol’ Ronald Reagan injects some optimism into a situation where precious few could find any. No wonder the GOP longs for the days of old. President Bush anchors Beema’s News Program and covers topics ranging from Lehman Brothers and Hurricane Ike to Lindsey Lohan and McCain on The View. Of course it wouldn’t be Washington news without a sex scandal thrown in for good measure. |