Beema’s Sims Brotha anchors this week’s news summary which includes about the Scientology Swordsman, Tom Cruise, Steven Soderbergh, porn star Sasha Grey, Prince William and his pecker.
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Bill Clinton is back to host Beema News which wraps up last week’s historic election with some humorous analysis and dispelled rumors. This week the Beema News Team takes a respite from politics and talks about celebrities. This week we cover Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell’s pay disparity, Roger Federer’s financial strategies, recent scientific discoveries and Britney Spear’s ascent up the pop charts and stagnation in the courts. Aslan from Narnia comes in to anchor this week’s News Summary because it is just all so surreal anyway. Aslan covers the Bailout Bill, the Stock Market, Britney Spears and her panties, the Vice Presidential Debate, OJ Simpson and the Curse of the Billy Goat. Enjoy. Good Ol’ Ronald Reagan injects some optimism into a situation where precious few could find any. No wonder the GOP longs for the days of old. President Bush anchors Beema’s News Program and covers topics ranging from Lehman Brothers and Hurricane Ike to Lindsey Lohan and McCain on The View. Of course it wouldn’t be Washington news without a sex scandal thrown in for good measure. Barack Obama enlists Bill Clinton, George Bush, Matt Damon and Kanye West to rebut and deflect the ‘lipstick issue’. Ronald Reagan joins the Beema team to anchor the RNC wrap-up, supplemental report in place of the usual News of the Weird program. The Gipper summarizes the entire Convention as only the Great Communicator can. Today good old George W. Bush anchors Beema News program since he isn’t wanted in St. Paul and isn’t going to do anything in New Orleans. Today he covers topics ranging from Michael Jackson to Lindsay Lohan and Steve Jobs to David Duchovny. Beema’s Week in Review hosted by Abe Lincoln. It seemed appropriate to have the Father of the Republican Party host on the week of the Republican convention. Topics include Sarah Palin and her pregnant daughter, Real World’s Kevin Powell, Bill and Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and more. |